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Programmers

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2D/3D Artists

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Social Marketing Wizard and Publicity Guru

We have a need for a people-person unicorn. You dance, sing, juggle on occasion, and if the mood strikes, Tweet and Facebook like the wind. When you walk into the room, heads turn mesmerized involuntarily. You know interesting people. Your voice carries. You have reach, and look good on camera, have a silver (but not a forked) tongue. Great writer with excellent grammar, diction, and friendly demeanor in email. No fear of computers, rather like social games and play them. Can blog (and not laugh that it sounds like a dirty word). Have a communications or marketing degree, or some experience in the field, solid contacts with press and journalists, and strongly desire to work in the games industry. SEO nerds need not apply–this is a human contact job. Extra dragon points if you can do some tasteful design layout/CSS formatting.